Archive for September, 2007

Mouse-shaped vibrator: Scrolling the insides of pleasureland

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

If you thought that sex toy manufacturers were running out of ideas to make things exciting for you, you can keep your worries aside. What you see up there is a vibrator, Gekishin Mouse-kun, that looks like a computer mouse and well scrolls your insides as quick as the real one too. Jokes apart, the vibrator apparently can be strapped on to your hand to gently heat and tease those tender-pinkies and well as the icing over the cake, it also has a cactii-like clitoral stimulation attachment to give you that ecstatic feeling even when your special someone is away.

Actually, if it’s as good as it looks, you might actually get some better fun with this than with your half-hearted sexual efforts with Mr.semi-sexual. For all you know, the next thing you might have for a vibrator would be something that resembles your toothbrush (yikes).

Guitar Hero III—Searing its Way to PCs and Macs

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

Need a break from that 5-inch thick report that you have to submit tomorrow? Or do you simply want to amuse yourself while waiting for the Bundy clock to strike five? Worry not, folks. Office life as we know it is over because Guitar Hero III is here to rock our cubicles. Yes, pun intended.
Guitar Hero, the famous and award-winning music video game published for the PlayStation 2 video console, will soon no longer be limited to PS gaming. Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock will crawl its way to our PCs and Macs, Aspyr Media recently confirmed. According to Macworld, Aspyr further announced that the Mac and PC versions of Guitar Hero would be launched within a few weeks after the Wii, Play Station 2 and 3, and Xbox 360 version is released. (more…)

Meet Blooby, the world’s most expensive chair

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

That metal thing that looks like a blob is not a part of the next Men in Black movie. But it doesn’t have to be a part of MIB, or any movie for that matter, for it to glean attention and raise a few eyebrows here and there. And why wouldn’t it? This aluminum-cum-fiberglass chair is set to fetch anywhere between $1.6 million to $2.4 million at the auction at Christie’s next month in London–making it the world’s most expensive chair by far.
The pricey metal-blob chair is being sold as a part of a European couple’s collection. Dubbed as the “Lockheed Lounge”, the futuristic chaise was created by an Aussie designer Marc Newson. The Sun states that Newson “had this image of a fluid aluminium form”. (more…)

The Mega Mech Airmagination Inflatable Robot: The scarecrow of modern times

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

It’s just impossible to get past any newspaper without at least 2 pages worth of robotic talk isn’t it? But then, dare we deny the fact that robots seem to have made their presence felt in a rather big way? Well, considering that the big burly one that you see up there is up for grabs for $39.95, I regret to inform, but you’re going to be hearing, seeing, and feeling a lot more of them.

On a more serious note, the Mega Mech Airmagination Inflatable Robot (the funniest name I’ve ever heard for a gadget) is actually about 4 feet tall, harmless though, and can also talk in a typically robotic tone (which is the biggest put off about it). (more…)

Chamois Computer Screen Cleaners: Making cleaning a cute thing

Friday, September 14th, 2007

CleanersNow of course there are more mundane ways to clean your computer screen, but then we all love the cuddly soft toys right? Sure we like it for cleaner, funnier things, but then what’s the harm in using them to make your home a tad cleaner?Well, at least you can be sure your little ones will enjoy doing those little cleaning jobs at home now.

Available as pig,cow,buffalo, frog or football, these Chamois Computer Screen Cleaners come just at the time when you were busy wondering, how to add some spice to your mundance chores. Well, of course there are more naughtier ways of doing that when your special someone is around, but even if he or she aint, you’d enjoy losing yourself in the cuteness of these. (more…)

Gliding Laptops: You can’t get lazier, can you?

Friday, September 14th, 2007

Gliding Laptop

When you’re away at boarding school and sharing your room with those grumpy little guys and girls, it’s way to hard to keep from hearing a few abuses if you need to take a frequent leak, let alone keep the lights on to grimace and sit upright to work on your laptop. So while 10 o clock may mean you can no longer sit upright and work comfortably, you may not need to struggle a lot either, if you can achieve the height of laziness that the guy seems to have achieved up there.

He has not only managed to gliding laptop stand to stay comfy and cushy on the bed while working on his laptop, he has also made arrangements for keeping his chum constantly charged. Rather cool I’d say, but I wonder how much your typing speed suffers when you’re trying to type in that position. (more…)

Tag Heuer Monaco 69: For the mysterious man

Monday, September 10th, 2007

We always love men who hold a little bit of mystery in them, don’t we? And then again, we love them even more when they display that slight mystery as a style statement too. For men like that, Tag Heuer has something that totally identifies with them.
Stark naked analogish in its approach, the Monaco 69, conceals a little bit of something underneath, just like our beloved mystery man. The watch has a superiorly unique flipping appeal with a light-on-dark LCD watch on the backside. And if that look is not reason enough for you to kill for it, the watch also comes with a stylish stainless steel case, a sapphire crystal on each face and a black leather band with crocodile embossing. Now that’s what I call simplicity with oomph. (more…)

The Headache Relief Massager: Someone’s selling it, finally!

Monday, September 10th, 2007

You have soother belts for back pain, muscle crunches, obesity, leg pain, etc. But what about the recurring headache? Always wondered why those great medical companies just never got the idea of making something similar to take care of that?
You got nothing to worry anymore. Because what you see up there is just the thing you were looking for. The Headache Relief Massager (yeah, you heard it right) is actually an ideal thing for those who suffer constant headache and migraine attacks. The air chambers at each temple inflate and deflate for therapeutic massage with your choice of 5 levels of intensity. The adjustable headband can also be reversed to massage the back of the head. Now that’s what I call a great investment. (more…)

Percy, the photo storing Penguin

Monday, September 10th, 2007

Cute and cuddly, Percy the Penguin would already be an absolute must-have, whether he was useful or not. But for the those practical ones of you, the Percy will just be something that they can cuddle with as well as store their memories in.
If you’re wondering what I’m talking about, it is that Percy is a cuddly take-along toy that can hold more than 64 pictures, making him something like a mini-photo theatre. Your toddler is simply going to love stuffing this toy into his or her bag when they r on the go. And guess what makes it cooler? The fact that it is compatible with over 40 million photo sharing websites (I didn’t even know there were that many, phew). (more…)

Apple OSX for iPod?: iPod MiniComputer release tomorrow?

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007


Update: Ok, so it´s not a handheld computer. It´s just an iPod with Wifi built in plus a Safari browser. It´s called iPod touch. No operating system, but the look and feel of an iPhone. That´s more than Microsoft´s Zune can claim to be - but still no cigar. The one thing that really sets it apart from a Zune, or any other MP3 player for that matter, is the shrewd marketing tactic for this thing: It gives you free access to Wifi hotspots at Starbucks where you can also buy songs from Starbucks´own music store. But only while you are there - because Steve Jobs wouldn´t want you to buy ALL your music there.

As usual before Apple hosts another one of these ‘media events’ in San Francisco, the rumor mill is cooking. And, if the ’sources’ are correct, and the Cupertino-based Computer and entertainment giant really releases an iPod running the Mac OS operating system (maybe called ‘OSX for iPod’, or Mini OSX something like iPOSx …), the company will have developed an interesting little computer and not just another portable music or video player. Read more at our dear friends at Cnet …