Dream Egg Vibrator: Boastfully sexy
For all those who believe that being a little naughty goes a long way in living a happier life, the egg vibrator that you see up there should be sheer delight. No, it’s not some new version of an egg beater, so don’t put it on your kitchen agenda yet, unless you want to send all the wrong signals. It’s meant to bring heaven between the heavens of Bus.No.11 (your legs).
It’s a great idea if you’re always on the go, and you don’t have your honey to play it onto you all the time. It’s sassy and vibrant so you can boldly flaunt your sexiness. It comes in two parts, one as a key ring and the other for the space in between (you know where), with the former used to run the latter. They have 10 different settings too, with hopefully all leading to the same degree of ecstasy (ahem).
A definite no-no for the prudent mammas and also for those who are permanently on panic-attacks, coz one additional level of this, and you would be moaning loud all over the place. And well, you can forget about promotion then, and be happy laying eggs.(NR)